Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Brangelina gone, Mooooloooo next?

With the breakup of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie shaking the entertainment world, rumors are now swirling that hollywood's other power couple, rapper Big Mo and former GLOW wrestler Linda "The Bonsai" Burnstein, are on the skids as well.

TMZ writes that the couple, who have been affectionately dubbed "Mooolooo" by their legions of fans, have started sleeping in separate rooms after news surfaced of Burnstein's addiction to tequila and moonshine, in addition to sordid affairs with various sailors, firemen, and at least one foot doctor.

Devastated by his girl's rumored goal to 'wooohooo' with every single Village People, TMZ reports that Big Mo has locked himself in his room and has been binge-watching Disney's "Dumbo" and "Horton Hears a Who!" since last Tuesday, refusing to come out for food or wash his smelly socks and underwear.

Is this the end of our intrepid duo? Were the doubters right when they said rapping and wrestling don't mix well together?

Stay tuned!

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