Saturday, September 10, 2016
Another Good Friday: Buckeyes, Cold Shenanigans, and Collarings
We knew that Friday would be a busy one, and we weren't disappointed.
Linda and I spent some q time together in the early afternoon, then we attended the regular Austin Voice Chat.
It was the usual hodge podge of great conversation from the people who attended, and lots of laughter ensued. Topics included:
- extreme cold and how people with excess weight and fatty tissue can withstand it better....in other words..."they would last longer"...hmmm...that was the PC version of what we actually talked about.
- surviving extreme cold by crawling into the body of a dead animal (smh)
- surviving extreme cold by masturbating, and the dangerous cum pellets (or bullets) that can "cum out" at those temps
- what appendages might break off in the cold (the x-rated perspective)
- Linda asking whether the Ohio State football team was called "Little Nuts" (they are actually called "Buckeyes")
- wild hogs and how they can eat an entire person, including bones, and how they were used in some crime drama to conceal murders
- listing some possible cool names for me, as well as some inappropriate ones that will get Linda in so much trouble (for example..."Richard Edwards", aka Dick Ed)
- masturbating next to a police station...in a car...with no trousers on....and a dead animal by your side...
- Linda being raised by a family of black sharecroppers, and having a dog named "Shithead" (oh, wait *facepalm* that was from the movie The Jerk, a favorite of both being Linda and Sage)
- Priapism, and what the doctors do to correct it (scary clue...it involves sharp objects!)
- obsession, kidnapping, and murders related to SL
- Tequila and sleeping in sand dunes with rattlesnakes (famous Linda Line: "Let's have tequila! It's always Mexico somewhere!")
And some other topics that I forgot.
People who attended included (if I missed any, please contact me so I can add you):
O-girl Aisha Sohl
O-girl Aqua Fearne
O-girl Belle (Darlingbelle Resident)
Dom-O Billy Avedon (BillyEagle Avedon)
GIS Bri (AmbrisiunePhoenix Resident)
Tyro eGoes Alter
GIS laila (lelie Baxton)
Valet LG (Lord Glasswing)
Habitue Linda Burnstein-King
Dom-O MK (monkeyking2011 Resident)
Habitue ninee Cerise
Master Ratzu Darkstone
O-girl Sage (SageWisdom Resident)
Applicant SamDelainey Resident
Habitue Shah Joffe
Rejoining Shiloh (Shiloh Kranfel)
Master RB (RB Quan)
After the voice chat, I attended part of Dakota and Wo's collaring ceremony, but Linda stayed for the entire thing.
More on that in the next post.