Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Gone Girl: Day 9

It's never too late for one last rave party with some crazy chick
If I don't show up for work tomorrow, call the cops. And check for boiling bunnies.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Gone Girl: Day 7

There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting.
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting.
There was a time ... then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hopes were high and life worth living,
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving.

Then I was young and unafraid,
When dreams were made and used and wasted.
There was no ransom to be paid,
No song unsung, no wine untasted.

But the tigers come at night,
With their voices soft as thunder,
As they tear your hope apart
As they turn your dream to shame

He slept a summer by my side.
He filled my days with endless wonder,
He took my childhood in his stride,
But he was gone when autumn came.

And still I dreamed he'll come to me
That we will live the years together,
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather.

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream
I dreamed.


Friday, August 26, 2016

Gone Girl: Day 5

"...and then he kept looking around for a blue ball!"

Austin Raffle 2016

Instead of the usual auction that is held every anniversary week, Austin is holding a raffle that O-girl Ivy (Ivy1 resident) is hosting.

I helped with the scripting of the raffle system, and the steps and rules are pretty straightforward:

A person pays the board associated with the item he is interested in, clicks the board after payment, then receives a randomly generated number. At the end of Anniversary week, Ivy will randomly select a single winning number from these pool of numbers for each item. The fee for playing each item ranges from 50L to 150L.

Marcus contributed two of his art work, and Linda and I contributed a pony girl tour of the Austin sim.

You can view the raffle items here.

Good luck to all those who participate!

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Roller Pin Mama

My tiny, blonde, 80 year old sexpot...
ain't I lucky folks?
Something tells me that the orgy and nude oil wrestling party I was scheduling for this week ain't gonna happen anytime soon.

Monday, August 22, 2016

That sweater!!!!!

The USC Song Girls are probably the best known and most celebrated college football cheerleaders out there.

One of the most recognizable things about these girls is that they frequently wear very tight white sweaters, which instead of hiding their sexuality, actually somehow enhances it.

I had gotten Linda a fisherman's sweater (with color HUD changer) because of a trip she would be taking. My baby girl gets cold rather quickly, and I wanted to keep her warm, but I soon found myself staring at her as she rocked the outfit.

I found that the combination of innocence and vague sexuality (as suggested by the quite visible swell of her bosom) inherent in the sweater attracted me very strongly, perhaps similar to the effect 1950s outfits have on me. The need to defile this object of my lust, to subject her to my attentions, was almost unbearable.

ps. I am of course talking about Linda, not the Song Girls lol...I'm not THAT much of a D.O.M.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

1950s Sock Hop Dance

Linda and I attended a 1950s sock-hop dance at Austin, with DJ Dee spinning the tunes, and with a skybox and theme developed by Bri (AmbrisiunePhoenix).

We were amazed at the authenticity of the venue, and I fully expected the Fonz, Marty Mcfly, and Olivia Newton John and the entire cast of Grease to pop out of the woodwork.

I spent the full two hours dancing, though Linda had to leave after about an hour.

Kudos to Bri for the fantastic venue, and a big thumbs up to Dee for the timely music.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Major changes to Austin Angel Hunt (HUD and moveable statues)

A couple of developments in the Austin Angel Hunt game from Wednesday and Thursday.

Wednesday night I had Fia do a test run of an Angel hidden in the sim, and she did a great job, though she mentioned there was some lag when she got to the statue and started it.

The next day, I placed Linda in full gear and had her run tests on two different Angels in two different parts of the sim. The gear did not allow her to run or jump, but my baby girl surprised the hell out of me and snagged run times that were pretty freaking unbelievable.

Based on the tests so far, I made a major change to the control side of the statues.

Each statue is 7 prims large, and having multiple statues hidden all over the sim would (I thought) place an undue burden on it, so I created a system where one single statue could be moved easily from one pre-set location to another using a HUD that the owner would wear. This way, the owner could have a girl(s) run to one location, then switch it to another location via the HUD in the comfort of his lounge chair at the Cafe.

I was going to add a scoreboard system that displayed the fastest times, but Linda mentioned some potential problems with this, and I agreed and deferred that feature for now.

Dance classes for Second Life

The very talented Fia (Fiammetta1981 Resident) has been giving lessons on dancing in SL every Wednesday at 1 SLT for the last 3 weeks.

Linda and I try to attend the classes because Fia (like all the other O-girls) is absolutely superb when it comes to emoting and describing intricate motions in SL.

Obviously, we are not alone in thinking this because we usually get a crowd in the Austin Speakeasy where the classes take place.

I was especially interested in several Gorean dances like the Whip Dance, and we'll all get to put what we learned in the class when we create our own dances.

The steps would be:

1. Thinking about the overall style of the dance

2. Finding anims and HUDs in the MP that would be similar to the style you are thinking about

3. Creating the emotes and descriptive narrative that would accompany the dance

4. Practicing, practicing, practicing.

I think it'll be a blast.

Friday, August 12, 2016

Just another Friday: Sexy maid outfits, bongs, and stinkeroos

Getting ready to hit the town with my little maid
I enjoy dressing up my little barbie doll, and so yesterday I got Linda a couple of new sundresses, as well as a maid outfit with trays for serving drinks.

She wore one of the new sundresses to the Cafe, and I loved it. It was backless all the way down to her waist, and it showed  a generous amount of side boobs.

New sundress
The maid outfit too was quite sexy, and I complemented the ensemble with a drink tray system that allowed her to curtsy and serve drinks such as coffee, tea, and champagne.

I had Linda wear the maid outfit in the cafe and try it before O-girl Fia (Fiammetta1981 Resident) and Applicant Xyla (XylaMarie Resident), and my baby girl looked quite cute moving around in the sexy outfit. 

I also told Linda I had got something for her, and she immediately burst out about getting diamonds and gold (*smh*), but unfortunately for my boo, it was a new spanking item that I had made specially for her (ahem). 

Oh, and I should also note for the record (in perpetuity!) that my baby girl conspired to AGAIN drop me into a lake while I had gone afk. 

Fortunately, I had been seated when I went afk and she could not move the chair. Big kudos to the lovely Fia and Xyla (with her angel halo), who unlike some submissives I know, are not into dropping Domly Dom Doms into stale bodies of water when they are not looking.

[09:15] Linda: someone must have walked in..he got quiet
[09:15] Fia: mmmmhmm
[09:15] Fia: either that or Hes paying attention to His alt?
[09:15] Linda: we could move his chair into the lake
[09:15] Fia: LOL
[09:15] Linda: ohhh..that is what he is doing
[09:16] Fia: i'll just sit back and watch you do that Linda...
[09:16] Linda: lol
[09:17] Fia: hehehehehe
[09:17] Linda: nuts..cant move the chair
[09:17] Linda: was just going to raise him up
[09:17] Fia: lol
[09:17] Fia: that ones owned by Master Crux...
[09:17] Fia: no wonder...
[09:18] Fia huffs
[09:18] Linda: awww man

The maid outfit
Later that day, we dropped by Austin Starbucks Voice chat for an hour, though Linda could not voice and simply text chatted and listened in.

It was the usual hodge podge of talk, 

- Ratzu discussing his computer still not being fixed (the ever-helpful Linda advised him to go to Dell and throw the PC through the window and complain to Michael Dell); 

- I confessed that my nickname was somehow pot related; 

- Linda told us she what she had been called when she was young (no, I am being merciful today and will not divulge this sad commentary on her rather pig pennish childhood); 

- we talked about Jersey Shore and other things Jerseyish; 

- bestiality in the news and Debbie Does Donkey (thanks Ratzu!); 

- Brazilian meat thingies on skewers (Linda was going out to eat tonight); 

- episodes of Lost, and cute southern guys (whereupon they made fun again of my accent when saying southern, though I'm still not sure what I'm saying wrong); 

- the Olympic games.

The talk continued after Linda had gone, though i could only stay for another 30 min, with talk again mostly about sports, then on kiwi girls and finally on video games and science fiction stories and movies.

All in all, it was another fun Friday.

Attendees to the voice chat while I was there included (sorry if I miss you as I'm just going by text chat names):

O-girl Aisha Sohl
O-girl Aqua Fearne
O-girl Avril (Avril Aura)
BeccaCatherine (BeccaCath Resident)
O-girl Belle (Darlingbelle Resident)
Dom-O Billy Avedon (BillyEagle Avedon)
Cata Charisma
Master Duke (Duke xxl)
Applicant laila (lelie Baxton)
Habitue Linda Burnstein-King (lb Burnstein)
Dom-O Marcus (MarcusMassaro Resident)
sub-O Melinda Nyn
Dom-O MK (monkeyking2011)
Master Ratzu Darkstone
Master RB (RB Quan)
O-girl Sage Avedon (SageWisdom Resident)
Alumni Shiloh (Shiloh Kranfel)
Dom-O Tiger Zepp
sefa Perl
Applicant xyla (XylaMarie Resident)

Monday, August 8, 2016

Finishing the DM Austin Hunt Game

As mentioned in a previous post, I started work on a new game that could be used for training at Austin in an ad hoc manner.

The game would test the player's practical knowledge of the sim as well as her theoretical knowledge of any other subject the Dom may wish to test her, whether it be on the story of O, or BDSM, or D/s in general.

I finished the game yesterday and will be testing it over the next several days. Once finalized, I will send copies of the game to selected Doms at Austin for field testing.

Thursday, August 4, 2016

The First Wanderlings Expedition!

The Intrepid Explorers
The first Wanderlings expedition got off to a rather hot start when Linda inadvertently TPed me directly onto the camp fire at Billy and Sage's home.

Fortunately for me, I come from a tropical country and all i got from the flames was warm toasty hobbitsy feet and a nice tan (as will Linda's cute rump when I am done with her tomorrow!)

The group included myself, Linda, Billy, Sage, and Marcus (Meli could not come due to RL constraints, Belle had work, and Kota and Woland usually came in later). We talked in public and private voice chat the entire time, which made it easier for everyone.

Sexy ass cracks are my specialty
Sage had prepared a list of three different sims that we could explore, and we wasted no time in teleporting to the first one, which featured a floating rubber duck race, and which appropriately enough was called Duck Racing at Quackerstone

We rezzed a duck each, and zoomed through the water race course, and it was immediately obvious that I was probably the only one in the group who deserved a driver's license (or who wasn't imbibing loads of margaritas and tequilas).

Yep, I dommed this rubber ducky good!
Seeing that I had fully dommed my rubber ducky, Linda hopped on for the ride, and she was soon joined by Sage, Billy, and Marcus!

Yes...I'm screaming in panic....(pic courtesy of Linda)
Urged on by my passengers, I drove the rubber duck with its humongous load of freeloaders along the race course. It was quite a difficult thing to do, as not only was the center of mass hard to gauge due to the piles of people hanging onto the vehicle, but I had to deal with sporadic elbows and knees and other pointy things (which will go unmentioned) slamming into me as I fought the steering.

Taxi Driver (pic courtesy of Sage)
Linda also unfurled some kinda flag that she started waving in front of me, which did nothing to improve my sightlines! She is always a great help smh...thanks boo!

The Survivors (pic courtesy of Sage)
Fortunately, we survived the course, and moved on to the next sim, at Marathon Caye, a huge place that featured lots of rides and places to explore.
Linda's funny hats
The first thing we did was ride a transparent water tube down from the sim's highest peak to the bottom. You go into mouselook and suddenly you're being hurtled down the inside of the tube at terrific speeds! Suffice it to say, I got so dizzy that  it was a wonder I didn't drown in the shallow pool of water at the end of the ride.

Inadvertently finding new caves
Linda meanwhile, had done her usual wacky Linda Lou thing and ended up in some underground cavern. After I Tped her back up to the ride's starting point, she vaulted the rail and jumped off the side, urging us to follow her back to the cavern she found.

Did I forget to mention my baby girl has ADD, ADHD, and probably a few other alphabetized attention deficit disorders that science has not yet discovered?

Upping her life insurance...ya know...just in case..
Instead of dropping all the way to the cavern, we first found ourselves edging along the rocky outcrops, where we found a diving platform!

Yes! I can do this too in RL! *big cheesy grin*
Linda went first, then I did a graceful swan dive all the way to the bottom, where we finally found the entrance to the underground caverns that Linda had earlier discovered.

I think I've seen this scene in a sci-fi horror movie once.
If any of them suddenly gets pulled under, I'm running the other way!
We slowly moved around the shallow waters of the caves until we came upon some kinda time portal, with ancient Mayan type calligraphy etched in stone around it.

Time portal potty????
It was a teleporter probably, but we could not figure out how to use it.  And yes, we probably have more than 20 combined years of experience in second life...but we couldn't figure out a simple sue us!

We finally got to another ride, this time an octopus contraption that took some time to strap ourselves onto.

The thing whirled rapidly around a central axis, and I sat next to Billy and Sage, making sure to tell Billy in no uncertain terms that he had better not suddenly hold my hand when scared....unless I got some chocolate first!

My admittedly "flatter" boo after the ride
Linda meanwhile sat on another row of chairs with Marcus.

No, not next to him, but UNDER him.

Marcus had somehow ended up on her lap, and we all laughed as the octopus ride swung us round and round at a faster and faster clip.

Thus ended the first Wanderlings Expedition, with lots of laughter and my girl pinned to the seat of her ride by Marcus' bulk *smh*

Thanks to Sage for putting together the sim list. The outing was a great success, and I look forward to more explorations in the near future!

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Another good day: Ponies, Sweeney horses, and Neil deGrasse Tyson

I had bought Linda some nice sexy boots that I thought would look fantastic on her, and after seeing it I realized it might match up well with one of her pony gear.

So I had her come in to the Cafe in her pony outfit, then had her prance around and go to each of the Doms present, where she added a cute little curtsy that was probably part of the pony gear HUD.

Linda also managed to go on voice for a short while at the Tuesday Voice Chat, where the topics again ranged far and wide, from me wearing some really REALLY revealing man thongs; to Zoolander 2 and Linda's not-so-secret crush (Neil deGrasse %$#%$&*&*!!!!); to doing homework and having sex during class; to Linda having her own National Geographic channel right out of her window; as well as a long talk on puppies from rescue shelters.

All in all it was a very very good day! Oh, and yes, she looked stunningly sexy in the boots.