We're away from each other for only one freaking week, and what happens?
My boo ages a good 40 years and greets me at the Austin voice chat in a wheelchair, sporting elastic boobies that hang pendulously from her wrinkled bod and a full set of scary looking dentures.
Oh, and she danced...oh my god, she did a sexy dance in front of me, and it's fair to say there is nothing scarier in the world than a wrinkled gnome wiggling and jiggling her ancient bits in front of you and making come hither gestures!
Oh well, she's still my "smoking hot ass grammy girl" (aka my "Shagg")....
hmmmm...but please, just please take off the dental appliance before any gummy action grammy?
|courtesy of O-girl Aisha Sohl|