Thursday, April 14, 2016

Never Have I Ever Game

Only in second life do birds have mammary glands
Lori Novo has another meme challenge up and I figured I'd take a whack at it.

1. Never have I ever had sex, in Second Life. 

Right *rolls eyes*. I've had sex with a total of three different people in SL in my almost 5 years in this place.

2. Never have I ever visited a sex sim, in Second Life.

My ex and I visited Amanda's Spanking Palace (which is still there omg) the second day we were here, and went to a defunct CARP called "The Village: Slave Hunt, BDSM, capture RP" on our third day here.

Yes, you get the picture...I was an incorrigible sex pervert.

3. Never have I ever been an escort or stripper, in Second Life.

Does stripping for food count? <--- is joking!!!

4. Never have I ever been in porn videos in Second Life. 

Only in my wettest dreams. There I'm called Big Mo.

5. Never have I ever done things that may be illegal in the real world, in Second Life. 

I once filleted a rapist...not sure whether that's illegal or not.

6. Never have I ever created an ALT for secret activities, in Second Life. my alt life I have a dozen slaves chained to walls in my SL castle, while tortured elves toil and trouble in my dungeon making new depraved monkey toys.

7. Never have I ever had a one night stand, in Second Life. 

Nope. I"m one of those doofuses who has to know a person intimately first before "getting his happy on", as Linda would say.

8. Never have I ever been part of a roleplay community, in Second Life. 

I typically don't RP, but I guess you could call Austin an RP sim, although I am not a formal member there.

9. Never have I ever discovered a new fetish, because of Second Life. 

Actually, I have to thank SL for pushing me to learn more about D/s.

10. Never have I ever done things in Second Life that I wouldn’t admit to my friends or family.

/me is completely silent

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