|"Wouldn't it suck if the girl in red was actually a cableguy named Tony?"|
Gor - because we all know basing one's entire life on a rather boring and immature science fiction/fantasy book is cool (ahem, scientology)
Magic Box - it's not magic cuz it seldom works.
Master - someone with an enlarged cranium in SL who probably makes minimum wage in RL.
RLV - when everyone pretends you can't simply turn off the viewer to get out of the damn cage.
Tier - at least you pay taxes and (most times) get something tangible in return.