Monday, July 28, 2014

The girl in the orange outfit

November 2014 picture
Note: This post was written in March 2015.

A week and a half ago I was bored and doing my piano gig at The Chamber.

As was usual, I was perving the profiles of people who were at least moderately interesting, when I spotted a girl standing near the terrace doors who was wearing a blindingly bright orange outfit.

I almost, almost (!),  passed over her, but I figured I might as well say something about the outfit. Plus, her avi had a regular name and a full profile, which are big pluses in my mind.

Little did I know I was going to get hitched that very day.

MK: Your outfit nearly blinded me when I popped in ;-)  Cool orange!

Linda: ohh are gonna need sunglasses

MK: Ma'am, I wear sunglasses all the time. I've been mistaken for Corey Hart at times.

Linda: nice looking man

Linda: i get mistaken for Kellie Pickler..dont think it's a compliment

MK: That's what lots of lindens will get you ha ha. No, let me correct that...that's what some lindens will get you AND an eye for looking like the Keannu Reaves.

MK: *runs to google*

Linda: laughsss

MK: va va va voom!!!!

Linda: lots of lindens got me great boobs too...gotta love the adjust buttons

MK: Let me see that outfit again...*clicks zoom*

Linda: ohh i thought you meant rl

MK: *ohh i thought you meant rl* you look like her in RL? Will you marry me?

Linda: yes i will marry you!!!

MK: Well, that line HAD to work someday. Yay!

Linda: are you rich and old?

MK: Old is a relative term. Rich too. Give me parameters.

Linda: laughssss

Linda: Hi I'm Linda...x from Texas

MK: Ok, well I'm slightly older than you...have no idea whether I'm richer.

Linda: corey harts rich

Linda: you should bank on that

MK: Ok, well, he's an artist so i'd say I'm POORER.

Linda: lol

MK: I'm from the X have anything against the northeast?

Linda: you make me laugh and can speak in full sentences..i like that

Linda: oh dang...cant do X

Linda: sorry thats a deal breaker

Linda: south of the Mason Dixon

MK: Ok, well I'm originally from a tropical I'm fucking WAY south.

MK: Will that do?

Linda: we get into trouble if we know Yankees

Linda: laughs...yes..ok wedding back on

The conversation went on for some time, and it was immediately obvious to me that Linda was a smart, and quite funny girl. She walked over to the piano to watch me play, and before we parted friended me (for some reason, I still remember that parting quite vividly).

The rest, as they say, was history.

On this day July 16, 2014, I, MK, take you, Linda Lou, to be my l̶a̶w̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ virtually wedded wife, my f̶a̶i̶t̶h̶f̶u̶l̶ partner and my love f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ for three, maybe four months tops. In the presence of G̶o̶d̶ Phillip Linden, o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶m̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ and whoever could log in, I offer you my solemn vow to be your partner in sickness and in health, in good times a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶b̶a̶d, nope just in good , unless you're off line for more than 48 hours, and in joy as well as i̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶r̶r̶o̶w̶ nope just joy. I promise to love you u̶n̶c̶o̶n̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ when my RL wife isn't home, a̶s̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶h̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ until I find out that you've partnered with five other alts and/or I've found my next replaceable TRUE LOVE.

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