Voice Chat Friday: Truth Ball Galore

I attended the Friday voice chat late, doing my usual ninja style drop into the room about an hour into the proceedings.

Avril in full little girl mode

The usual gang was there, though supplemented by quite a lot of new applicants and cafe members. Avril was in full little girl mode, cute as pie and pretty in pink with roller skates on.  A new applicant named Marc was next, then Ratzu and Aqua were a seat or two away in all green for St. Patties, then Arie and Mari, Billy and Sage, Marcus and Meli, Benros, Laila, eGoes and Belle.

On the other side of the room were aimee, bri, Remington and syndra, a new visitor called Creed I think, and later orchid and a few others (sorry if I missed your names).

The event was the usual fun and laughter, and some of the many topics covered included:

- playing truth ball and all the interesting revelations that came out of that (sorry, can't tell!)

- belle meeting a phone blind date and finding him completely bland

- meli calling a Dom Mr. Thingy

- talking about urban blight

- my pee bottle (again!)

- Joking about how applicants are never seen when meli mentioned she could not see the new applicant Marc

- Avril laughing at inappropriate moments because of her penchant for multi-tasking (smh)

All in all, we all had a lot of fun and laughs, a nice ending to another week ;-)

WTF settings on Firestorm - Tuesday Voice Chat at Austin

Because of the holidays, only a few people showed up for voice chat on Tuesday. In addition to myself, Avril Aura, Sage (SageWisdom), Laila, Screwtape, Mari, and a couple others were there.

Nevertheless, it was a lot of fun, and we were still there after 6 pm, when the voice chat normally finishes.

Topics included:

• Avril shenanigans
• Sage's dress
• The death of Carrie Fisher and George Michael
• No butts on certain avatars
• Girl vs Boy brains
• The WTF setting on firestorm
• Sage winning a competition by creating a huge Santa hat on their cottage

Voice Cum Tuesday at Austin (oh sorry, I meant Voice CHAT!)

Old pic of Starbucks Voice Chat

We had an absolutely hilarious voice chat yesterday, though I have to say some of the girls were starting to get out of control....topping was rampant, cum was everywhere (*wonders who's gonna be wiping off the residue before the next chat*), sexy buttcheeks were in abundance (Avril!), and Sage almost passed out due to laughing.

Unfortunately, due to the fact this is a family oriented blog, I cannot in good conscience post any of the many MANY pics I (and Aisha!) took, and I will have to content myself with placing said photos in my Blackmail Scrapbook (which in the time I've been at Austin has grown to roughly the size of Tolstoy's War and Peace).

Thanks to everyone who was there....

Linda's Top 5 Cheek Hurt Moments

Linda has a beautiful southern voice, but I think what attracts me more is her laughter and her great sense of humor.

She loves to laugh, and in fact when I first met her, the top line on her profile was "live, love, laugh often....".

Her repertoire ranges from mischievous giggles, to audacious snorts, to long silences where she has literally lost her breath laughing.

I love hearing her laugh, the sounds of her happiness, and without further ado, here are what i think are the top 5 moments when Linda laughed so hard that she started snorting or even (and I quote her) her cheeks actually hurt:

1. Sake Time (2016-10-29)

It was a Saturday night....I had been imbibing half a bottle of sake (which is 15% alcohol by volume) and was kinda buzzed...and me and Linda were voicing with Aqua at the Cafe.

Somehow it had gotten into my mind that blow drying one part of me after an ice cube massage would be a GOOD IDEA! Don't ask me how I got the idea, but I'm pretty sure Linda had something to do with it....*mutters under breath*

I prepared all the items, all the while hearing Aqua and Linda laughing like loons and worrying about the police finding me electrocuted in a puddle of water with a blow dryer in one hand.

I remember Meli IMing me to go to a party, and me telling her I was too busy blow drying my you know what...she had replied in typical deadpan British fashion "Of course you are."

2. Dancing MK (2015-9-17)

It was the Austin 7th Anniversary Week and Linda and I were attending WW's Bound or Undressed Party Game.

I was participating in the game, but I have to admit the only reason I was competitive was because both Linda and Meli were feeding answers to me. Yes, subs are frequently smarter than the Doms!

Anyways, Linda was already giggling over the way I was trying to answer the questions when she gave me some object, and asked me to wear it.

Being the innocent and trusting soul that I am (and being really busy concentrating on the game), I donned the object and suddenly found myself dancing!

It was River Dance, and I must have looked kinda funny dancing it because Meli, Avril (?) and Linda started laughing hysterically.

In between bouts of giggling and snorting, Linda gave me another object, and when I donned it, I now started dancing like a 1920s flapper, which caused the girls to laugh even harder.

Suffice it to say, that was the last Bound or Undressed game WW did in a long time ;-)

3. MK arrested (early 2016)

I was in voice chat at Starbucks when I suddenly had to move my car. I switched on the car and slowly moved to another spot, but as I struggled with the headphones and earplugs and mouse that were in the way, I could hear shrieks of laughter coming from the earphone.

I started cursing as I went up one of the islands in the parking lot, and this induced more fits of laughter from the ungrateful %^%$^$&%$ who were allegedly my friends.

Anyways, once I got settled back down, Linda said (in between lots and lots of snorting and giggling) that they thought i was being arrested, and they had all quieted down to hear how it went.

Obviously, this made me realize who my real friends are....

4. ADD and ADHD (2016-6-24)

During a voice chat at Austin, Ratzu asked Linda about why she had covered the girl posters in the room with sunglasses, and I told him it was because she had ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder), which caused a fit of snorting in my little boo when she tried to explain it and then couldn't after her mind started to wander..she also started pretending to be one of the rock band AC/DC after I said AC/DC instead of ADD.

5. Mushrooms and Submarines (2016-10-21)

At one voice chat, I mentioned that Linda calls me the "Submarine" (I should not need to explain that reference for those who know me well! *grins proudly*), at which point my boo countered that she actually calls me "Mushroom", all the while giggling mischievously.

Woland asked whether it was because I released torpedoes sporadically, and Sage wondered whether it's because Linda "kept me in the dark and fed me bullshit" (!!!), but Linda smoothly noted it's because I was her "Umbrella of Love" hahahaha...rigggghhhhht!!!!

Runner-up:

Extreme Cold (2016-9-9)

At another voice chat recently, we were talking about the effects of extreme cold, and I in my most logical frame of mind, noted that due to higher insulation, cold would have less of an effect on overweight people. This caused Linda, obviously in her PC frame of mind, to start laughing like a loon and exclaiming to me "don't! don't go there!" and that what i was saying was basically that "we should send out the fat people cuz they would last longer" in the cold. To his credit, RB noted that I was probably right due to spherical objects having less surface to volume ratios.

Oh, in that chat we also talked about surviving extreme cold by crawling into the body of a dead animal, surviving extreme cold by masturbating, and what appendages might break off in the cold, and masturbating next to a police station...in a car...with no trousers on....and a dead animal by your side...which caused more fits of laughter from everyone.

Well, there you have it folks...the top 5 cheek hurt moments of Linda!

I noticed five of the top 6 are actually fairly recent (in 2016), but unfortunately that's an artifact of the fact I've forgotten a lot of other stuff in the past. Oh well.

I hope you enjoyed that list, and please come back again next time for another episode of..."As Linda's World Turns"...and turns...then turns some more...then loosens and rolls down the drainage ditch...

Sex in lawns and cornfields: Friday Voice Chat

Linda did not make the Friday voice chat, but it was the usual great batch of topics from the people who were there.

I should note that Peter Senna has become an applicant at Austin, he of the chocolate tendencies and the voice that makes all the female hearts at Austin go pitter patter.

The most notable discussion, and one which occupied the bulk of the proceedings, was talk about the most unusual places for sex.

I will not go into details about who said what in order to respect their privacy, but some of the most unusual locations included lawns, corn fields, and heavy construction equipment!

Fortunately, talk never got to me and I was not forced to divulge my penchant for  unusual activities in the parking lot of police stations.

Some pics of the participants below:

Belle and Peter

SageW and Billy

Ratzu, Aqua, Duke, and Laila

Marcus and Meli

MK

LG

Shah and Fia

Jaci and Tiger

Orchid

A Good Friday with My Girl: Copters, Paintballs, and Piggyback Rides!

It was going to be a busy day, and I was woken up in great fashion by my boo.

After eating some breakfast, we met Billy and Sage for a wanderling type trip that was basically a continuation of our sailboat trip on the Linda Lou last week.

We started by piling onto the helicopter that Linda had gifted me awhile back. I had been practicing on it last time and with a little bit of luck I managed not to crash into some random tree in Sailors Cove South and burst into flames.

The route I took was the opposite of the path we would have taken last time if we had more time to sail from the Galaxy cruise ship to our home.

We landed on the ship and the three of them took a few spins on the swans moored by the side of the dock, but we soon encountered some voice difficulties and decided to move on to the next part of our trip.

I had found an interesting carnival sim the night before, and I TPed everyone over.

The name of the place is "Amusement Park, Carnival, Halloween, Midway, Club, Destination" (yes, I know, it is a kinda weird name), and the SLURL is:

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Climax/209/205/20

The first thing we tried was  a paintball game, although we had a delay as someone who I shall not name had a slight "accident" *smh*

But we soon got our paintball guns and stormed into the arena provided for the game, which resembled a blasted out urban landscape.

In the first game, it was everyone for him and herself, and it turned out Sage had a good eye for the game and ended up the last person standing!

In the second game, it was guys versus girls, with the girls going in first and Billy and I following. Sad to say, our Dom tags did not do much good as we got our asses kicked royally by the two subbies.

In the third game, Billy and I entered first, and I immediately hid inside a derelict home facing the entrance, where I hoped to catch the two girls coming in.

Unfortunately, I forgot about the mini-map and radar, and the two girls laughed and giggled as they easily saw where I had gone. In addition, I had inadvertently framed myself in a rather large window, so when they rushed in I was a nice juicy target for them!

Needless to say I was riddled by Sage, though I did manage to put Linda out of action first and pump enough paint onto Sage that Billy made short work of her when he came into the picture!

Boys win the third game! Yay!

We then did another roller coaster ride, which was a good reason to upchuck given the ups and downs and sideways movements of the darn thing.

Finally, we came upon a really interesting ride called the Columbiad Moon Cannon.

You wear these Victorian-type space suits and enter a rather ominous looking capsule.

The capsule blasts off and rockets into space...

...landing in what I take to be the moon, with its blasted lunar landscape!

We entered an extensive cave system through one of the lunar craters, and ended up in a room with weird toadstool-like formations and green crystalline structures.

Then we were suddenly attacked by these insectoid critters!

We used our rayguns on the things, and soon cleared the room of the unwanted vermin.

But then it was time for lunch and my "loyal" friends left...leaving me to my fate at the hands of the swarming aliens!!!!

With friends like these, who needs enemies???!!!

After some "us-time", we got ready for the voice chat at 1 SLT. But before I could relog, I got a message from Linda saying "getting a piggyback ride from some guy..he picked me up..."

I rushed into SL and immediately went to  Austin, fully expecting to see my boo in the hands of some sex maniac...my blood was up, and my head was about the explode....

When I got to the Cafe I demanded to know who had taken my girl, and Linda said it was some guy who told her he loved her and had promised her a car!

I was about to go bazonkers when I realized everyone was piggy-backing on some noob item passed around by Meli that you wore!

Sighs...leave it to Linda to try to get me to have a heart attack *smh*

Anyways, we all sat down to have a proper voice chat, only to find out Billy had decided  to join my harem ;-)

We had a laugh about that, and once he managed to extricate himself and find his own seat, Linda announced the threesome had been good, and saying that she "needed a cigarette now", pulled out what looked to be a smoking burrito!

The voice chat itself was the usual hodge podge of topics...

- "burrito" being a euphemism for a weed paraphernalia

- how the smoking burrito took off Sage's top, with Linda commenting and giggling about how it was totally juvenile

- Linda marveling at all the stuff she had in inventory, including a bubble above her head that said "Let's get naked!"

- Linda pretending to be from the Bronx, though her try at a New York accent sucked

- Breast cancer awareness week and why the girls should go topless for that

- paintguns and how Sage should shoot me again because of all the boasting I did about our paintgun game earlier that day (she did chase me out of the room with Linda urging her on *smh*)

And a lot of other topics that I didn't note down...

Some of the attendees included:

O-girl Aisha Sohl
Applicant Amiata
O-girl Aqua Fearne
GIS Bailey (thorgrimsinga Resident)
O-girl Belle (darlingbelle)
Dom-O Billy Avedon
Master Clemoff (Clemoff Independent)
Master Duke (dukexxl)
Tyro egoes Alter
O-girl Fia (Fiammetta1981 Resident)
GIS laila (lelie Baxton)
Habitue Linda Burnstein-King
Dom-O MK
Habitue Ninee Cerise
Peter Appletor (?)
Master Ratzu Darkstone
O-girl Sage Avedon (Sagewisdom)
Applicant Syndra (SyndraOfFinwe)
GIS Thyme (Thyme Kyrie)

Unfortunately, Linda had to leave early from voice chat.....

Later that night I chatted with Meli and Shiloh, and  also attended the 3rd year renewal vows of Ronald Schmid and Orchid Zsun.

Lots of laughter and good times, and a day that I will never forget.

Thank you baby.