Shopping with the Girls

I had time available, so I spent some nice voice time with Elicia in the afternoon (her cute Swedish accent always makes me smile). Then later that night, I met Meli and Kota for 55 L Thursday shopping (also in voice), which Kota told me was something that Linda had taught them about earlier (and yes, I do remember Linda doing lots of 55L shopping).

The girls moved from store to store while I tagged along. Unfortunately, as the guy, I got to lug more and more colorful bags of stuff that they had bought! It seems that in SL, as in RL, my sorry lot in life is to follow women around with shopping bags *smh sadly at the indignities suffered by all men*

It did get slightly interesting though when Kota put on an outfit that was not only sideboob-friendly (my favorite kind)...it was ALL sides-friendly!

After some time spent drooling over the outfit (and yes, my camera was VERY busy!), I decided my back couldn't take the weight of the shopping bags anymore, and I rezzed off to RL (where, knowing fate, I'll probably soon be lugging tons of shopping bags for the wife as well).

Anyways, it was a good day spent with the three beautiful Austin girls.

ps. note to self: never ever volunteer to go shopping with women...you just end up as the pack animal....

PJ Party!

I was rooting through some old pics last night and I found this pic that I took in January 2016, almost two years ago. It's funny, but I look at it and I think to myself: there is the Daddy, and there is the Mommy, and there is Kota girl, the little kid...in Daddy and Mommy's laps.

See, you have to understand that when we first met Kota (in 2014!), she was only a GIS, and a mischievous one at that. When I first talked to her one on one, I could tell this was one smart cookie in front of me. But even though I now know Kota is a mature, complex, and very adult woman, I still sometimes remember her as this youngish GIS who danced in big afros with Linda and me.

A Word for Wards

When you're confused because life hands you two equally stunning wards, there is only one word that comes to mind...

...THREESOMES! ;-)

But seriously, I'm so busy in RL (and so smelly in SL) that I'm not even doing twosomes...but one can always dream, can't they?

Exploding penises

I was minding my own business, dancing at Billy and Sage's 3rd Anniversary Wing dance, when the always-sexy Kota girl molested me and caused some rather messy eruptions.

Oh well...just another day of my penis exploding on me.

Thanks to Saras (Sarasvatii Resident) for taking the pic at just the right moment! It's magic!

Ward Elicia

I took in Elicia  (Lorelaei Resident) as a ward.

She will be my third ward after Meli and Dakota.

I hope I do well by her.

My pick of her:

Elicia is a smart, sexy, funny girl with a seriously cute Swedish accent who I remember managed to insult me about a dozen times during our first voice chat...including referring to me as her "gimp" (ahem *rubs his hands in glee now that the tables have turned*).

Elicia is currently a GIS at Austin. If you have any complaints about her, I'm sorry to say I won't be able to redden her cute little rump until she gets to O-girl *smh at the unfairness of it all*

Such is life.

But one thing I know is that I'm sure there will be times when I just have to tell her...

Baby, ya sudahlah...let it be...as the song below says:

Apapun yang terjadi (whatever happens)
Ku kan selalu ada untukmu (i'll always be there for you)
Janganlah kau bersedih (don't be sad)
Cause everything's gonna be okay

Because that's what Wardens do...well, at least until we croak or something ;-)

Afro Hair Dancing

I was sorting through some old textures in my inventory when I found two pics from 2014.

They show Linda, me, Kota, and Reni (Serenity Streussel) dancing in the cafe wearing afros...like, really huge afros!

I remember that we had been talking in the cafe to the newly-arrived Kota and Reni when Linda (as she is wont to do) suddenly whipped out and gave us the wigs and we started dancing....

Afterwards, the girls tried to push my body out of the cafe and into some water while I was afk! Which just goes to show that when the Dom is not looking, the subs will be bratty and unruly and in need of some spanking.

When I asked Kota about it later, she who has some brains answered that they were  "< 50% innocent", which confused my poor brain so much at the time that I forgot to get angry smh

Weird Sex Toys

As part of Weird Week, Amita and WW were holding  a Weird Sex Toy event at night.

I dropped in, and was accompanied by Meli and Dakota after Marcus had left.

The event was very heavily attended, and it was fun to see some of the weird gadgets that one can obtain and play with in SL.

I even managed to quickly demo the DM Toilet that I had made in 2012!

People who attended included:

O-girl aisha
Ju
Saras
O-girl aria
Master-O Hunter
O-girl syndra
Stephen
O-girl dakota
sub-O melinda
Dom-O MK
Master-O WW
Tyro Benros
Applicant carla
O-girl sammi
Alumni xyla
Applicant angie
Master-O RB
Master-O Jon
O-girl sassy
Maz
sub-O amiata
Master-O Duke
O-girl Ivy
dancer
Dom-O Marcus
O-girl shiloh
Valet Michael

Some pics below:

Chicken Shit Bingo at Austin

This is Austin Weird Week, and I attended one of the events in the celebration called Chicken Shit Bingo, with cute Avril providing the lap warming.

This is actually basically bingo, but with a funny chicken (Meli in a chicken suit lol) going around on a big board "shitting" sunny side up eggs on the selected numbers. I created the egg laying animation and egg rezzing script for her, and provided the prizes for the winners. I believe Marcus created the big board.

The first session was heavily attended, and we had a good time ribbing each other as we played three games over 2 hours. The second session had a bit less people, but they managed to get in five games in two hours.

The winners in the first session were:

O-girl sage (SageWisdom Resident)

O-girl sammi (SamDelainey Resident)

O-girl cara Olivieri

The winners in the second session were:

Master-O Jonathon Carbenell - 2x

O-girl sassy Snoodle - 2x

O-girl dakota

Some pics from the first session:

Scripting for a new upcoming event at Austin

I started work on a new Austin game with O-girls Kota and Sage W that will be held sometime in the near future.

I haven't scripted in awhile, so it felt good to be able to make something again.

Look for more posts on the event as it unfolds. And here's a gratuitous shot of Sage's sideboob as we were planning the thing in voice, just for the heck of it (because I'm perverted that way)...

Game night with Frost

I managed to attend the game night event hosted by O-girl Frost (thorgrimsinga) on Wednesday at 7 pm SLT.

In the game, a drawer uses a blackboard to try to draw a picture that represents a word, and the rest of the people try to guess the correct word, with the winner (and drawer) getting a point.

It was quite a lot of fun, and it attracted a number of night people.

At the end, I stood atop the heap with 7 points, with kota and her big kota brain coming in next at 5 points (though I believe she actually finished first because part of a round was erased). Nevertheless, I took the opportunity to start singing "We are the champions" in my cracked out of tune voice, much to the annoyance (and despair) of many.

Attendees included:

Applicant Angie (angelica.bobak)
O-girl aqua (aqua.fearne)
O-girl Dakota Ashford (dakota0therbee)
Master Duke (dukexxl)
O-girl Frost
O-girl ivy rose (ivy1)
Master Jonathon Carbenell
Dom-O MK (monkeyking2011)
GIS Ny (nyleni)
Alumni Peter Jackson (peterjackson72)
Master Ratzu Darkstone
Master RB (rb.quan)
O-girl Sassy Snoodle
Dom-O Woland Ashford (hulijing)
Master WW (worldwide.pedalo)
GIS xyla (xylamarie)

And probably a couple others that I missed.

All in all, it was pretty funny game, and I look forward to more in future!

Fair warning...

What can you do with two scheming subs who conspire to poke fun at one of your idiosyncrasies?

I am notorious for being unable to stay inworld during most nights, and I frequently have to tell people that, fair warning, I could derezz at any moment.

During one of their talks, Dakota and Meli snickered about this fun fact about me, and lo and behold, the next time I met Kota girl inworld she had a gift for me....made by one of her friends...

And all i could think was....

"If only...if only they weren't owned...."

wham...bam...to the moon!!!! *smh sadly*

Thank you for the great shirt! Makes me look buffed! *smiles*

Linda's Top 5 Cheek Hurt Moments

Linda has a beautiful southern voice, but I think what attracts me more is her laughter and her great sense of humor.

She loves to laugh, and in fact when I first met her, the top line on her profile was "live, love, laugh often....".

Her repertoire ranges from mischievous giggles, to audacious snorts, to long silences where she has literally lost her breath laughing.

I love hearing her laugh, the sounds of her happiness, and without further ado, here are what i think are the top 5 moments when Linda laughed so hard that she started snorting or even (and I quote her) her cheeks actually hurt:

1. Sake Time (2016-10-29)

It was a Saturday night....I had been imbibing half a bottle of sake (which is 15% alcohol by volume) and was kinda buzzed...and me and Linda were voicing with Aqua at the Cafe.

Somehow it had gotten into my mind that blow drying one part of me after an ice cube massage would be a GOOD IDEA! Don't ask me how I got the idea, but I'm pretty sure Linda had something to do with it....*mutters under breath*

I prepared all the items, all the while hearing Aqua and Linda laughing like loons and worrying about the police finding me electrocuted in a puddle of water with a blow dryer in one hand.

I remember Meli IMing me to go to a party, and me telling her I was too busy blow drying my you know what...she had replied in typical deadpan British fashion "Of course you are."

2. Dancing MK (2015-9-17)

It was the Austin 7th Anniversary Week and Linda and I were attending WW's Bound or Undressed Party Game.

I was participating in the game, but I have to admit the only reason I was competitive was because both Linda and Meli were feeding answers to me. Yes, subs are frequently smarter than the Doms!

Anyways, Linda was already giggling over the way I was trying to answer the questions when she gave me some object, and asked me to wear it.

Being the innocent and trusting soul that I am (and being really busy concentrating on the game), I donned the object and suddenly found myself dancing!

It was River Dance, and I must have looked kinda funny dancing it because Meli, Avril (?) and Linda started laughing hysterically.

In between bouts of giggling and snorting, Linda gave me another object, and when I donned it, I now started dancing like a 1920s flapper, which caused the girls to laugh even harder.

Suffice it to say, that was the last Bound or Undressed game WW did in a long time ;-)

3. MK arrested (early 2016)

I was in voice chat at Starbucks when I suddenly had to move my car. I switched on the car and slowly moved to another spot, but as I struggled with the headphones and earplugs and mouse that were in the way, I could hear shrieks of laughter coming from the earphone.

I started cursing as I went up one of the islands in the parking lot, and this induced more fits of laughter from the ungrateful %^%$^$&%$ who were allegedly my friends.

Anyways, once I got settled back down, Linda said (in between lots and lots of snorting and giggling) that they thought i was being arrested, and they had all quieted down to hear how it went.

Obviously, this made me realize who my real friends are....

4. ADD and ADHD (2016-6-24)

During a voice chat at Austin, Ratzu asked Linda about why she had covered the girl posters in the room with sunglasses, and I told him it was because she had ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder), which caused a fit of snorting in my little boo when she tried to explain it and then couldn't after her mind started to wander..she also started pretending to be one of the rock band AC/DC after I said AC/DC instead of ADD.

5. Mushrooms and Submarines (2016-10-21)

At one voice chat, I mentioned that Linda calls me the "Submarine" (I should not need to explain that reference for those who know me well! *grins proudly*), at which point my boo countered that she actually calls me "Mushroom", all the while giggling mischievously.

Woland asked whether it was because I released torpedoes sporadically, and Sage wondered whether it's because Linda "kept me in the dark and fed me bullshit" (!!!), but Linda smoothly noted it's because I was her "Umbrella of Love" hahahaha...rigggghhhhht!!!!

Runner-up:

Extreme Cold (2016-9-9)

At another voice chat recently, we were talking about the effects of extreme cold, and I in my most logical frame of mind, noted that due to higher insulation, cold would have less of an effect on overweight people. This caused Linda, obviously in her PC frame of mind, to start laughing like a loon and exclaiming to me "don't! don't go there!" and that what i was saying was basically that "we should send out the fat people cuz they would last longer" in the cold. To his credit, RB noted that I was probably right due to spherical objects having less surface to volume ratios.

Oh, in that chat we also talked about surviving extreme cold by crawling into the body of a dead animal, surviving extreme cold by masturbating, and what appendages might break off in the cold, and masturbating next to a police station...in a car...with no trousers on....and a dead animal by your side...which caused more fits of laughter from everyone.

Well, there you have it folks...the top 5 cheek hurt moments of Linda!

I noticed five of the top 6 are actually fairly recent (in 2016), but unfortunately that's an artifact of the fact I've forgotten a lot of other stuff in the past. Oh well.

I hope you enjoyed that list, and please come back again next time for another episode of..."As Linda's World Turns"...and turns...then turns some more...then loosens and rolls down the drainage ditch...