A gathering at our home in Sailors Cove South

We invited some close friends over for a gathering at our Sailors Cove South home on 2016-4-21 at 1 SLT.

Linda had recently redone our living room area to accommodate a round table of rattan chairs, and the change created a cozy atmosphere for people to just sit down and voice chat.

Sage and new O-girl Belle came in first, then Avril and Rooster, and after awhile the place had filled up with lots of laughter and talk as people made themselves comfy on the chairs and imbibed some of the mojo juice Linda had set up for visitors.

Topics included sex (don't ask, i can't remember all the times it came up lol); changes in Austin; the life of O-girls; chicharrones (aka "pork rinds", aka "scratches"); Linda's awards (hahaha); Belle's rl pets; the age of Masters; Rafe mortgaging the home for auction money;  the death of Prince and comedians (and actresses?) that Meli knew; and Linda's sounds, including her horn sounds.

The topic of my Prius also came up again, with Linda and Kat offering to let it ride on the back of their SUVs, and Sage and Avril  comparing it to those windup toys kids have (sighs). The talk then turned to I think scooters and motorcycles, and Sage and Meli's small cars. In my defense and in defense of my beloved car, I'll note down that the Prius is actually a mid-sized car with tons of room inside! So there!

It was a hell of a lot of fun, and I enjoyed myself a lot, and others seemed to as well, for when I later returned to SL i found that most were still there talking (I had told them that they were welcome to stay and continue after I left, so long as they left the sex toys alone).

Thank you to all those who came. The list of people included (in no particular order):

O-girl Belle (darlingbelle)
O-girl Sage Avedon (Sagewisdom)
O-girl Avril Aura
Rooster (GallusCapillum)
Habitue Marcus Massaro
Amiee Melinda Nyn
GIS Kat Dollinger
O-girl Aisha Sohl
Master Arie Sewell
O-girl Mari Carducci
Master Rafe Allardyce
O-girl Jen Umaga
Applicant Knyght Hesse
Habitue Dancer (michele Aria)
Habitue MK
Habitue Linda

A man and his pets

I watched the sun go down with my barbie doll Linda and her beagle and parrot at our home in Sailors Cove South. We were discussing the party at our home the next day and some troubles with firestorm.

And yes, I love the sideboob, and I got her the dress just for that purpose. I like dressing my girl up.

Big Mo gets leathered, laced, and latexed

We attended Aisha Sohl's Monday dance, the theme this time being Leather, Lace, and Latex, with the DJ being Adria Le Fay (Nan Swindlehurst).

I had been rooting around my inventory for something latex, and all I could come up with was my latex thong, with the heffalump Big Mo jutting out from the front. I combined that with a leather vest, and the fireman hat that Linda liked, and my girl laughed with delight when she first saw it and exclaimed her love for me. When I noted that she only loved me when I wore silly latex thongs, she replied "and also a helmet!" *smh*

Being Linda however, she gave me a lacy item that she promised would complement the outfit and was not humiliating or otherwise embarrassing, and like the chump that I am I wore it, only to find out that she had given me a black lace bra and lace stockings!!!!

After swearing and cursing for a few minutes, I finally decided the ensemble was all me, and we TPed over to Austin for the dance.

We were joined by a few other people. Unlike last Monday when there were tons of people who came in for the dance, this time there were quite a few less attendees. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the dance with my girl, and later danced with Sage D.

People who were there included:

Adria Le Fay (Nan Swindlehurst)
O-girl Aisha Sohl
Master Clemoff (Clemoff Independent)
Habitue Dancer (michele Aria)
O-girl Fia (Fiammetta1981 Resident)
Master Jonathon Carbenell
Applicant Kat Dollinger
TyroMaster LG  (Lord Glasswing)
Habitue Linda Burnstein-King (lb Burnstein)
Habitue Liss (LissomePrey Resident)
Habitue MK (monkeyking2011 Resident)
Master Ratzu Darkstone
O-girl Sage Avedon (SageWisdom Resident)
O-girl Sage D  (Desertwoman Glasswing)
TyroMaster Screwtape (Screwtape Foulsbane)
Splash (SplashG Resident)

Quote of the Month (April 2016)

A quote I first read from the profile of the owner of a sim called Journey to Submission....the original quote was from Bob Marley, and Genny Clary had reversed the pronouns to feminine forms and made some subtle changes:

"You might not be his first, his last, or his only. He's cared about someone else before and possibly will again, but if he cares for you now, then what else matters?  He's not perfect and you aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect, but if he can make you laugh at least once, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He is probably not going to quote poetry, he might not be thinking about you every second of the day, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break. So don't hurt him, don't change him and don't expect more than he can give. Don't over analyze, smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there."

My gloves get an upgrade

Wearing gloves in June 8, 2011

I've worn gloves since the very first day I joined second life in May 2011. I don't remember why, but it was probably part of the first avatar that I bought from the MP.

When I started upgrading my avatar, I lost that first pair of gloves, and it was replaced in January of 2013 with the set that I would keep wearing until now...a pair of Oregon gloves.

I used to joke that I always wore gloves no matter what (even when I was on the beach or in bed!) in order to hide the bloodstains from elves that I had tortured making the Depraved Monkey toys, and perhaps because of the somewhat macabre history of those Oregon gloves, or perhaps because she thought it was kinda noobie, Linda bought me a fresh pair a few weeks back.

The new gloves are much better looking, with a bit more elaborate design and a bit more fingers showing through the leather.

I suppose I should stop from tormenting the elves now that I have such fresh clean gloves......hmmmm....what to do? What to do?

Never Have I Ever Game

Only in second life do birds have mammary glands

Lori Novo has another meme challenge up and I figured I'd take a whack at it.

1. Never have I ever had sex, in Second Life. 

Right *rolls eyes*. I've had sex with a total of three different people in SL in my almost 5 years in this place.

2. Never have I ever visited a sex sim, in Second Life.

My ex and I visited Amanda's Spanking Palace (which is still there omg) the second day we were here, and went to a defunct CARP called "The Village: Slave Hunt, BDSM, capture RP" on our third day here.

Yes, you get the picture...I was an incorrigible sex pervert.

3. Never have I ever been an escort or stripper, in Second Life.

Does stripping for food count? <--- is joking!!!

4. Never have I ever been in porn videos in Second Life. 

Only in my wettest dreams. There I'm called Big Mo.

5. Never have I ever done things that may be illegal in the real world, in Second Life. 

I once filleted a rapist...not sure whether that's illegal or not.

6. Never have I ever created an ALT for secret activities, in Second Life. 

LOL....in my alt life I have a dozen slaves chained to walls in my SL castle, while tortured elves toil and trouble in my dungeon making new depraved monkey toys.

7. Never have I ever had a one night stand, in Second Life. 

Nope. I"m one of those doofuses who has to know a person intimately first before "getting his happy on", as Linda would say.

8. Never have I ever been part of a roleplay community, in Second Life. 

I typically don't RP, but I guess you could call Austin an RP sim, although I am not a formal member there.

9. Never have I ever discovered a new fetish, because of Second Life. 

Actually, I have to thank SL for pushing me to learn more about D/s.

10. Never have I ever done things in Second Life that I wouldn’t admit to my friends or family.

/me is completely silent

Aisha's Monday Dance at Cafe LaPe'rouse @ Austin

I attended the Monday dance held regularly by O-girl Aisha Sohl at Cafe LaPe'rouse @ Austin on April 11. This was a come as you are event, and I moseyed on over with some leathers on.

I was the only one there at first with Aisha herself and DJ Nan  - now called Adria Le Fay (Nan Swindlehurst) - but the room quickly filled with dancers.

I danced at first with Liss (LissomePrey Resident), and talk swirled fast and furious all around. Topics included Ratzu's continued absence from Austin, flaming chickens posing a fire hazard to the community, my hard limits and Sage pushing limits all the time (don't ask!), the time I almost got collared, and how I lost my hair and wax play.

When Linda came inworld, the talk continued while I danced with my baby girl. There was of course talk about the hot tub party at Ratzu's place last Sunday (no, no...not a real one...Linda had put up a rather interesting poster at the Austin Starbucks showing a coterie of people squeezed into a small hot tub, with instructions to head on over to his RL home); Big Mo was reported to have peed at the party; Linda said she had super-glued her fingers together (yikes), something which is unfortunately very par for the course for my little boo; tea and beef in Texas (and I quote Linda "beef in texas is not for pussies"); eating frog legs and the intellectual capacity of pigs; and sideboobs, which is the official MK hot topic of the month!

After Linda left I wrangled Aqua for a short while before I had to leave.

We are doing something vaguely x-rated here

Attendees included (but was not limited to):

Adria Le Fay (Nan Swindlehurst)
Alana Onyett
Habitue Aga Cisse
O-girl Aisha Sohl
O-girl aqua (Aqua Fearne)
O-girl Avril (Avril Aura)
Habitue Billy Avedon (BillyEagle Avedon)
O-girl Dakota Ashford (Dakota0therbee Resident)
Habitue Dancer (michele Aria)
DivIneCLK Vlodovic
O-girl Jen (Jen Umaga)
Habitue Linda Burnstein-King (lb Burnstein)
Habitue Liss (LissomePrey Resident)
Habitue MK (monkeyking2011)
Nicola (BlackHeaven1983 Resident)
Master Rafe Allardyce
Reid
O-girl Sage Avedon (SageWisdom Resident)
O-girl Sage D  (Desertwoman Glasswing)
Tyro Master Screwtape (Screwtape Foulsbane)
Stiggs Roth
Master Will (WillTitus Resident)
Habitue Woland Ashford (Hulijing Resident)
Master WW (worldwide Pedalo)

The day linda broke the internet

That look you see on my face is utter bliss as I contemplate the beauty and mysteries of creation while listening to my girl sing at the Cafe in Austin

Of course, just a few minutes later, she broke the internet and Austin's voice servers all went down as Tyro Master Screwtape and new visitors Vito Corleone (NikosenLily Destiny) and his girl Kat Dollinger looked on ;-)

I love this girl.

Big Mo and the Case of the Dozen Red Flowers

The voice chat at Austin's Starbucks on April 12 was the usual menagerie of fun topics. I had given Linda some red roses, and she held them close as we cuddled in one of the chairs.

The number of people who attend the chats is quite variable, and some are "ears only" (able to hear but not speak), but it's always a good time because we've all gotten to know each other so well, and topics tend to stray far and wide from BDSM and D/s to all sorts of weird subjects.

That Tuesday was no different.

Tyro Master Screwtape and Linda regaled us with tales about all sorts of weird college alcohol stunts, including something called Beer Shotgun, which involved a "Beer Bong", while O-girl Aisha Sohl related to us some pranks played on drunk men.

When I told her I had never done such things, Linda asked me whether I had even gone to college *smh*, and she also had the honor of being the only one who had ever done a handstand on a beer keg. This caused me to wonder why had I ever thought she was an innocent and shy Sandra Dee *sighs*

Someone's gonna get ban hammered

We also talked about Linda's new puppy, and the girls gave dissenting opinion about whether they would ever do Daryl Dixon of the Walking Dead (not one single girl said aye to the muscular but kinda dirty and disheveled guy).

The flowers also came into topic, when Linda archly said it had been given to her by Big Mo, who it turns out had allegedly also peed on the hot tub - said hot tub probably being the one shown on a poster about a hot tub party at Ratzu's that Linda had surreptitiously put up last Friday!

Big Mo say "Hi!"

Shah later joined us, which sparked talks about accents, including the highly posh British accents and how one can sometimes start mimicking another accent when talking to someone who has one. At this point, we also got treated to some very cool Cajun from O-girl Avril Aura, who sounded suspiciously like she was talking French.

All in all, it was the usual 2 hours of fun talks, and I only left after my laptop had run out of charge.

Fairy Tale Dance at Cafe LaPe'rouse @ Austin

On March 30, Linda and I attended the Fairy tale dance that celebrated the opening of Forest of Azure's Beauty and the Beast Exhibition at Cafe LaPe'rouse @ Austin, with Meli and Avril as hosts and Painthorse as the DJ.

After quickly perusing the gallery pics and story (I later returned to view and read the displays at my leisure), we moved up to the top of the castle, where the dance was already underway.

I had dressed as a frog prince, while Linda had come in as a beautiful princess to complement my outfit, and all around us people danced in the cutest fairy tale outfits.

Some pics from the event, courtesy of Aisha Sohl:

Arie and Fia

Peter and Cara

Dakota

Sterling and Forest

LG and Mari

Alvise and Marion

Marcus and Meli

Screwtape and Aisha

DJ Painthorse