Gossip Girls (Austin Style)

Bahkana's philosophical discussions after the voice chat

Although I was somewhat under the weather, I managed to catch part of the Tuesday voice chat at Austin. Linda had the night free, and I figured it would be nice to hang out with my little subbie for awhile. Plus, beneath this calm, macho (and sexy! let's not forget that!) exterior lies the heart of a true tattler, and one can never tell what sort of juicy gossip might flow out of the chitter chatter of the girls in these events, where literally anything might happen.

In between bouts of Linda's pet dog yowling at some workman and a nice rendition of happy birthday for Avril, talk swirled around the rumor that one of the girls had gotten "knocked up" with twins (from two different fathers no less!), and advice about eating pickles and getting toasters, hoodies, and DNA testing kits for the mother to be.

It was not all exciting optimistic conversation though. I also ended up getting jilted by Marcus (don't ask!), and Linda denied that we had been going "steady" when she had brazenly offered herself up for auction in September 2014, going so far as to declare (I paraphrase) "If you want it, get a ring on it!" (smh and fumbles for the flogger).

Later that night, my boo and I attended Bahkana's philosophical discussion along with Meli, Ratzu, Aqua, and Screwtape, before retiring to the Cafe and having some late evening laughs with Aqua and Fia.

Sitting in on Bahkana's discussion

Although I was out of sorts and sick, being with Linda never fails to cheer me up, so all in all, it was another interesting end to the day.

Voice chat at Austin: black mamba, foley catheters, and dancing cows

Oh yeah....show them dollar bills baby! Take that sailors! *grumble grumble*

We had a great time during Austin's Friday voice chat. We came in at around 1 SLT and didn't leave until after 4 SLT.

Some of the many many topics covered in the 3+ hours included: prius riding on Linda's big black truck, black mamba (ahem!), LG's "man meeting" and swinging dicks, Tiger and Jaci's pic of MK in his car, foley cathethers (yikes!), mean old Avril (MOA), painting Linda's home, waxing and hairballs, a roundtable on how "you might be a redneck", Linda's Texas voice morpher and Aqua's Texas accent, Screwtape's genealogy, gun control in USA, Applicants vs Tyro vs Valet, magnolia breath, dancing cows, pee bottles by truckers, antman in MK scenes (according to Sage!), and "comets" (and other heavenly bodies) that burn hot and fast (lol)

I think Linda was out here meeting a painter...thank god he wasn't in uniform!

Some of the people who attended included:

MK, Linda, Avril (Avril Aura), Sage Avedon (SageWisdom Resident), Billy Avedon (BillyEagle Avedon), Ratzu Darkstone, Screwtape (Screwtape Foulsbane), Aqua Fearne, Arie, Mari (mari Carducci), LG  (Lord Glasswing), Aisha Sohl, AImee  (iFyoUseeKaiMEe Swansen), Kaer (Kaerlove), Dani (Daniela McGinnis), Dancer (michele Aria), Ulrika Tomsen, Cara Olivieri, Peter Jackson (PeterJackson72 Resident), Fia (Fiammetta1981 Resident), RB (RB Quan)...

Cool people are in the house!

We even had some dancing going on, first with some kinda weird dancing cow...

My sad sad life: Yes, I am riding a cow!

 Then later the girls shimmied and swirled to some rap type music.

The girls dancing

I even stripped down to my Fireman outfit (which I always keep handy just in case I have to divert Linda's squirelly attention from some other guy in uniform) and danced with my girl and Avril.

Vogue!

All in all, it was a blast, and hopefully more people can go on voice instead of just ears only.

She is...

She is smart, sexy, funny, and obedient. She knows what i like and caters to my every wish. She is caring, loving, at times spontaneous, and almost never annoying. She is my passionate lover, my ardent friend, my long time partner, and my treasured property.

She is Linda, and she is Mine.

Impromptu gathering

We had an impromptu gathering of people at our home in Sailors Cove South on Tuesday. Nice folks, nice long chat. We  always enjoy the company of like minded people. We settled on new chairs that Linda had set up around a warm fire, and my boo offered refreshments and seriously delicious cupcakes.